Tag: Winter Issue 2015
Spires and Gargoyles — The Farce Awakens
A message from the chairman: Six hours. That’s the combined runtime of the first three Star Wars movies. Appreciate…
Extraterrestrial Contact
After yet another failed relationship, I knew that I needed to make a change in my life. I…
Top 25 Space Universities in the Universe
1. 24-Hour Night School 2. Battleschool Scholastica 3. UFO (Univ. of Flying Objects) 4. Deep Space University: Now offering 2.7…
Wow: J.J. Abrams Has Already Directed Several Movies, But They’re Still Letting Him Direct Another
A few months ago, J. J. Abrams was confirmed as the director for the upcoming Star Wars film…
“The Int’l Space Station: A Layover from Hell”
When I was booking my flight from Boston to Los Angeles, I knew that I’d have to opt…
I’m a Rocket-Man
By Elton John I open my eyes to see a room full of scientists, prodding me with their…
The Martian Is My Life
Dear 20th Century Fox, While most people were entertained or at least somewhat amused while watching your recent…
Vacation Suggestions for Time Travelers On a Budget
History is filled with many beautiful and desirable destinations. Yet unfortunately, not everyone has the resources for…
Characters We’d Like to See in the New Star Wars Movie
The Force Awakens would be so awesome if these characters made an appearance! R2-D2 But With Muscles (Jedi)…
Things We’d Like to See in a Perfect Parallel Universe
No necks No one has a chin but me. What if, instead of having a regular mouth, like,…
To My Third Period History Class: I Am So, So Sorry
I would like to issue a formal apology to the members of Ms. Svenson’s third period history class.…
Did You Know: The Curiosity Rover Will Drink Itself to Death After 50 Years of Isolation!
If you’re a space geek like us, you probably knew that every August, the Mars Curiosity Rover celebrates…