Timeline of a Bro’s Date
4:30 pm Decided to take my girl to Olive Garden after I thought about last time I went there with my bro Mike. We only ordered breadsticks and Dos Equis. It was savage. 4:35 pm Got the tips re-frosted. 4:45 pm Throw on…
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Things To Do With Your Awkward Arm While Being The Big Spoon
» Snapchat your friends so everyone knows you’re capable of making genuine human connection #cuddling » Finally adjust your clock for Daylight Saving Time » Play a kickin’ piano solo with your jazz trio » Put up that sick Jimi Hendrix poster next to…
Looking for Love
Single and looking to mingle, but have no idea where to start? Sick of trying to meaningfully converse with drunk people while equally intoxicated? Here’s a handy guide to snagging yourself a significant other in situations where you are both (nearly) guaranteed to be (almost) completely…
Tiger Admirers Through Time
– GAW ’16. Illustrated by BAF ’17.
The Lost Manuscripts of Chet Slaterton, 19th Century British Fraternity Brother
Our Mutual Friend ‘Twas the fourteenth of July, a beautiful day with the sky blue as a robin’s egg and nary a cloud to be seen for miles in any direction. My dearest friend Randy—O, what larks we shared in our more youthful…