Tag: VDAY2015

Relationship Advice from Steve the Zookeeper

Dear Steve, I’ve been on a couple dates with this girl and I feel like she might want to…

10 Things I Hate About You

Your tentacles The way you say “library” How much you like kale The suction cup marks on my lower…

Songs for Seduction

Ladies, are you tired of being alone? Men, are you tired of looking in the mirror and seeing…

Timeline of a Bro’s Date

4:30 pm Decided to take my girl to Olive Garden after I thought about last time I went there with…

Things To Do With Your Awkward Arm While Being The Big Spoon

» Snapchat your friends so everyone knows you’re capable of making genuine human connection #cuddling » Finally adjust your…

Looking for Love

Single and looking to mingle, but have no idea where to start? Sick of trying to meaningfully converse with drunk people…

Tiger Admirers Through Time

    – GAW '16. Illustrated by BAF '17.

The Lost Manuscripts of Chet Slaterton, 19th Century British Fraternity Brother

Our Mutual Friend ‘Twas the fourteenth of July, a beautiful day with the sky blue as a robin’s egg…