Tag: Valentine’s Day Issue 2016
7 Creative Ways to Use Those Babies That Have Been Lying around Your House
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and that means it’s almost time for romantic candlelit dinners, candy hearts, and,…
How to Get the “Unattainable Standard of Beauty” Look
Unattainable just became attainable! With the help of this handy tutorial, you can finally get the look so…
The Kama Sutra of Extremely Average Sex
The “Tripping While Removing Your Pants” The lover removes their leg garments, stumbling slightly in the process. If…
LIFE HACK: Instead of Spending Money on a Tramp Stamp, Simply Tape a Yu-Gi-Oh Card to Your Lower Back
The tramp stamp is a proud American tradition. For decades, these decorative lower-back patterns have let the world…
A Rejection Letter
Dear Ms. Padecki, I regret to inform you that I will not be moving forward with your application…
5 Guys Who Will Definitely Take You to the Aquarium
Jeremy Miller: Nobody doubts Jeremy is a fantastic guy. He’s like a taller Zac Efron without the evil glint…
Prefrosh Saving Self for College Hookup Scene
Zach McCarthy, a recently admitted member of the Class of 2020, revealed his decision Wednesday to abstain from…