Tag: RRF17
The 8 Ways to Get Home for Winter Break
Via car, with your parents Stare broodingly out the window while your mom aggressively interrogates you on your…
Total Loser Calls Home Regularly
After just two weeks of college, sources confirm that total pansy Ryan Colter ’18 has already called his…
A Message From Jay Bush
Bush’s traditional policy of recipe secrecy will always encourage speculation like this, so I have decided to finally…
Student Becomes First to Ever Read Traffic Alert Email, Discovers Warren of Madness
Gabriella Garcia Vargas ’17 recently became the first person to read the entirety of a University “Traffic Alert”…