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Outed Campus Bestiality Enthusiast: “I apologize for my sick fantasies, and just for the record, I was never in College Republicans”

First and foremost, I would like to apologize to pet owners around the Princeton area for what I…

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Republicans’ Pledge to America: Translation from Politicianese to Real-World English

The Democrats are evil and will devour your souls. The American people, meaning Republicans because only Republicans are…