Tag: Is the University hiding something from us?
On Having Finals After Break
To having finals after break I'd favor burning at the stake. At least the fire wouldn't take as…
Dildo Sale
I can’t wait for the next dildo sale! Normally, I buy about 3-4 new dildos per trip to…
Nikita on the Street
I am a freshman. I am a female freshman. I am a brunette, female freshman. I am a…
Welcome to Princeton
Welcome to Princeton, from your friends at The Princeton Tiger and the USG! Do you like funny things?…
Why “Step Up 3D” Is A Threat To America
When I first saw the original Step Up, I felt strangely unnerved. Perhaps I was afraid that the…
University Trustees to Implement Pay Deflation for Faculty
The success of Princeton University's grade deflation has prompted the University's Board of Trustees to implement a similar…
Where Did The Wu/Wilcox Mugs Go?
The Wu/Wilcox dining halls reportedly started off the year with 1300 mugs and now have only 64 remaining. …
Shakespeare Troupe Disbanded for Discrimination
PRINCETON – In accordance with University equal opportunity regulations, Dean of Undergraduate Students Kathleen Deignan has temporarily suspended…
Will Sensationalist Journalism Kill Us All?
This story contains an explosive exposĂ© of what some sources are calling “the in .” What you are…