Tag: harry potter
The Heir of Whitman Returns
Shortly after the most recent case of meningitis was reported on campus, University Spokesperson Martin Mbugua confirmed that…
XXX Versions of Harry Potter Movies
You-Know-Who's You-Know What Accio Lesbians Bareback Centaurs 6 Practicing Parseltoungue 4 Whorecrux Patrol Debbie Does Slytherin House Elf…
Another Movie-to-book Release? Really?
So I just saw the latest Harry Potter movie, and loved it. But as soon as I left…
How I Would Use The Harry Potter Franchise
J.K. Rowling recently hinted to Oprah that she might consider writing more Harry Potter books. In the spirit…
J.K. Rowling Outs Even More People
After famously declaring a few weeks ago that Dumbledore was homosexual, JK Rowling has recently outed several more…
Writing That Seventh Book: The Writing of “Harry Potter 7”
"This is it." Little Joanne Rowling took one last look in the mirror. Being English, her face was…
Harry Potter’s Acceptance Letter
Wotcher! We are pleased to offer you admission to Princeton University's class of 2011. As we detail a…