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Scandal: Princeton Eating Clubs In Trouble After Sophomore Pickups Descend into Chemical Warfare
This year’s round of eating club pickups took a turn for the early 1900s as existing members escalated…
In Recognition Of Woodrow Wilson’s Complex Legacy, U. Throws Raucous, Twelve-Day Parade In His Honor
In an effort to grapple with Woodrow Wilson’s complicated legacy and controversial presence on campus, the University today…
Opinion: A Repudiation of Donald Trump’s Muslim Ban, Completely Unrelated to the Fact That I May Have Left My Computer Charger in Iran
I firmly oppose the President’s decision to bar Muslims from the US: the executive order violates human rights,…
Aliens Are Here and They’re Completely Unbangable
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press release yesterday, NASA announced that the big day is finally here: intelligent, friendly extraterrestrial…
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Please Stop Using My Picture in Your Sexual Assault Awareness VideosÂ
Hello, Princeton. I am Christopher Mintz-Plasse. You may recognize me from…
I’m Beginning to Think My Lab’s “Smasherator” Experiments are Unnecessarily Cruel to Lab Mice
Let me begin by saying that I’m not an animal rights activist or anything. As a Princeton student…
Dale Grant Awardee: “I Will Journey to the Orient”
On Thursday afternoon, Marcello Romano was named this year’s recipient of the Dale Fellowship. Romano has stated his…
Elon Musk: I Will Fly a Man Into the Sun
The Sun. Ra. Helios. For millennia, humans have looked up at their own yellow star, marveled at…