Tag: DLG’18
A Victory for Feminism: The Nations of the World Decided to Refight World War I, But Just for Women this Time
In a huge step for gender equality, representatives from all the nations that participated in World War I…
You Have No Idea How Hydrated I Am
The average adult male needs to consume 2.5 liters of water per day to stay properly hydrated. I…
I’m Beginning to Think My Lab’s “Smasherator” Experiments are Unnecessarily Cruel to Lab Mice
Let me begin by saying that I’m not an animal rights activist or anything. As a Princeton student…
Elon Musk: I Will Fly a Man Into the Sun
The Sun. Ra. Helios. For millennia, humans have looked up at their own yellow star, marveled at…
Five Places in America To Visit If You Really Have Nothing Better To Do
Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom, Allentown PA This fairly run-of-the-mill theme park in eastern Pennsylvania is probably good…
It is the Burger King
It is the Burger King Strange traveler, I warn you Ahead lies only sizzling destruction The crackling voice…
Two Weeks After Winning His First Oscar, Leonardo DiCaprio Hopes to Finally Lose His Virginity
Los Angeles— Ever since Leonardo DiCaprio won his first Academy Award for his performance in Alejandro González Iñárritu’s…
Why Can’t I Get With Any Hot Gay Dudes?
Enough is enough! I’m just about fed up with dating in the gay community! I seem to get…
5 Guys Who Will Definitely Take You to the Aquarium
Jeremy Miller: Nobody doubts Jeremy is a fantastic guy. He’s like a taller Zac Efron without the evil glint…