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Chairman's Letters

Spires and Gargoyles – April 2014

Welcome back from Spring Break! With any luck, you spent your entire break on a remote, tropical island and were not stuck in time, trapped in a ululating hellscape woven between moments, because, well, Spring Break Forever®. While you were…

Jeremy Cohen
April 1, 2014

Letters

Sorry, We Cannot Offer You a Bid

It’s with sincere regret that I must inform you that we cannot offer you membership into 19 Club, Princeton’s premier all-male, secret tobacco smoking society. I guess you could say it wasn’t your “lucky strike,” “bud.”

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
December 4, 2013

Life

#SocialMediaInternManifesto

Before us in the halls of history are those we are told are heroes: Hemingway, Churchill, Bonaparte. We have rejected them. We have selected our heroes: Tripler, dril, dogboner. We are the millennials. Twitter dot com is what we do.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
October 20, 2013

Bullets, Princeton

Bootleg Eating Clubs

Because F. Pretensions

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
March 26, 2013

Life, Valentine's Day 2013

Love Is…

Love is a Battlefield episode, specifically “Scandinavia: The Forgotten Front,” that you watched in precept with her. Love is not having to say “you’re sorry” because she kept the pencil you lent her. Love is imagining her as the subject of…

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
February 14, 2013