Valentine’s Day 2016
Why Don’t Any Girls Want to Date a Nice Guy Who Krazy Glued Both of His Hands to His Face?
I just don’t get women. They love to talk about how much they want to meet a nice guy who’ll treat them right, but when it comes to who they…
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Girl Kiss Academy: Strategy Guide
1. (click on door) Enter Girl Kiss Academy, Oh no, Principal Kiko is there! 2. (click) “Sorry I am late,…
7 Creative Ways to Use Those Babies That Have Been Lying around Your House
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and that means it’s almost time for romantic candlelit dinners, candy hearts, and, of course,…
First Date Tips
Mark your forehead with a large “X” so your date can tell you from your evil twin Offer her your…
Recipe: Make Your Own Boyfriend
Can’t find the right guy? Tired of being alone? Take matters into your own hands and whip up a man that’ll…
How to Get the “Unattainable Standard of Beauty” Look
Unattainable just became attainable! With the help of this handy tutorial, you can finally get the look so hard to…
The Kama Sutra of Extremely Average Sex
The “Tripping While Removing Your Pants” The lover removes their leg garments, stumbling slightly in the process. If they fall…
LIFE HACK: Instead of Spending Money on a Tramp Stamp, Simply Tape a Yu-Gi-Oh Card to Your Lower Back
The tramp stamp is a proud American tradition. For decades, these decorative lower-back patterns have let the world know that…
Date Ideas That Don’t Involve High-Risk, Unnecessary Medical Procedures
Nothing spells romance like lying half-dead in the nearest hospital and undergoing some unnecessary medical procedure, so here are some fun…