An Ode to Arbor Day
In honor of Arbor Day (the last Friday in April for those of you who live under a rock), I recently googled “why trees are awesome.” I didn’t find anything explicitly explaining why trees are awesome, so I decided…
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Things to Do With the Time You Could Be Spending In a Relationship
Ladies, if you have recently been released from the shackles of a loving, fulfilling relationship, you hopefully have come to a bold realization: There is something irrevocably wrong with you. Let’s face it, if you didn’t collect YogaKitty calendars, or…
Advice For Freshmen
Hello, Freshman. It’s me, Senior. Yes, I can see you. I can see everything you are doing and everything you are thinking and everything you are eating and everywhere you are and everywhere you have been. I am judging you more than…
Ask Tiger: Why Can’t I Find A Summer Fling?
Q: Dear Tiger, It’s most of the way through the summer, and I haven’t yet had a fling with a hot babe. What’s wrong with me? Is it my Star Wars action figure collection? -Han Solo by the Shore A:…