Letters
A Rejection Letter
Dear Ms. Padecki, I regret to inform you that I will not be moving forward with your application for the role of “girlfriend”. While your qualifications were certainly impressive and…
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Lasted Letters
Self-Driving Cars Need Love Too
Dear Dave, I know it’s been a while since we’ve talked… but I miss you. Since our relationship ended, I…
To Maintain a Diverse Student Body, The Office of Admission Will Remove the Checkbox Penalizing Applicants Who Have Never Seen The White Stripes in Concert
Members of the Princeton community, In recent years, a particular question on Princeton’s online application form has stirred up…
I’m All For Princeton Students Getting Outside The Orange Bubble As Long They Eventually Come Back To Campus To Die
By Jane Rosenthal, Head of PACE Center On a campus as small and self-contained as…
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Please Stop Using My Picture in Your Sexual Assault Awareness VideosÂ
Hello, Princeton. I am Christopher Mintz-Plasse. You may recognize me from such films…
A Note About Selfies from Hillary Clinton
Hello, citizens of Trump’s America. It is I, Hillary Clinton, the person you wish you had elected president. These past…
A Letter to the Class of 2020
College is an exciting time. For the next four years, you’ll be learning new things, exploring new places, and meeting…
Spires and Gargoyles – “In the Nation’s Service”
Something magical happens when you sashay through Fitz-Randolph gate and enter the suburban paradise that is Princeton’s campus. Eisgruber sits…
All Jokes Aside, I’m Going to Need to See Some I.D. (by Officer Carlson)
Look, I get it. You were out looking for a couple of laughs. Probably expected to have yourself a downright…