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Freshman Lost During Outdoor Action Returns
In what students are calling a miracle of human endurance, the freshman Greg Shifter has finally returned to campus a full semester after the rest of his Outdoor Action group.…
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Guide to Selling Rap Albums
Song Music Entertainment, Inc. New York, NY October13, 2009 To: All music producers From: Jonathan W. Davis, VP Musical Direction…
New Chinese Characters
The Chinese language has existed for thousands of years and, like any language, it must change and adapt to fit…
Facebook Considers Purchase of Second Webserver
PALO ALTO, CA - The popular online social networking/anonymous stalking utility known as Facebook has enjoyed explosive growth since its…
Obama Wins Peace Prize
The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Barack Obama for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and"…
Montanan Speaks Out Against Shirley Tilghman
Breaking news: Almost three weeks after Princeton President Shirley Tilghman announced that Montana was the only unrepresented state in the…
The Answer
Human civilization is on the brink of collapse. Consider the innumerable problems of the modern world: War. Famine. Poverty. The…
“On the Origins of Congress by Means of Natural Selection”
A Congressman is a hardy organism able to survive sexual scandal, the laws of their fellow man, and torrents of…
Is It Sex?
In today's world of sexual promiscuity, it can be hard for young people to stay chaste until marriage. As all…