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Shakespeare Troupe Disbanded for Discrimination
PRINCETON – In accordance with University equal opportunity regulations, Dean of Undergraduate Students Kathleen Deignan has temporarily suspended the Princeton…
For Rap, A Moral Leader Emerges
In today’s world of liberal propaganda and left-wing music, the modern supporter of traditional families and conventional values finds himself…
Toyota Recalls CERN Due To Particle Accelerator Malfunction
The Toyota Motor Company today announced it is expanding its recall of products with faulty accelerators to include the European…
How Lady Gaga Convinced Beyonce To Do The ‘Telephone’ Music Video
Lady Gaga: Hey, Beyonce. Beyonce: Are you Lady Gaga or a talking pile of bubble wrap? Â It is difficult to…
A Letter from the Robot Unicorn
Dear friends, I would like to thank you all so much for helping me make my wildest fantasies come true. …
North Korea changes its currency to WoW gold
In a startling turn of events, North Korea has announced that it will be discontinuing use of its recently devalued…
The FCC Goes Balls To The Wall
The FCC released a statement today stating it will crack down on the abuse of testicular trauma in motion pictures…
The Tribe Files for Tax-Exempt Status
PRINCETON, NJ — An exclusive group of freshman girls who call themselves "The Tribe" filed a lawsuit this week against…