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Ralph Nader ‘55 to Run for Freshman Class President
BREAKING NEWS: Perennial candidate Ralph Nader has reportedly just filed paperwork to run for freshman class president. “Normally when I…
Vocation Location: The Story of My Meteoric Rise as a Criminal Gun Caddie
This is a story all about how my life got turned upside-down. Except, seriously, a dealer once turned me upside-down…
Nikita on the Street
I am a freshman. I am a female freshman. I am a brunette, female freshman. I am a brunette, female…
Rhode Island Votes to Move Off Coast of New York to Alleviate Confusion
Today, in a move that will merely fulfill the expectations of many, the Rhode Island State Senate voted to adopt…
University Denies Application for Proposed Squirrel Hunting Club
The Office of the Dean of Undergraduate Students announced yesterday that a petition to create the proposed Squirrel Hunting Club…
Cereal Mascots Vie To Replace Dean Malkiel
With Dean Malkiel leaving Princeton, our great university has to find someone to fill that gap. What we need in…
Lizstomania: 10 Things The Author Can Do Better Drunk
Remember the lyrics to ‘Stand by Me’ to the melody of ‘Lean on Me’ Yell people’s names, or a name…
“Social Network” Inspires Dangerous New Fad
David Fincher, the director of the recent hit movie The Social Network, issued an official apology last Wednesday for inadvertently…