Stephen von Stolzenberg
A Letter to the Defense
From the desk of Offense... Defense, Where do you get off? Special teams told me what you said…
Reinterpreting Antiquity
Let's be honest: Who hasn't walked through a museum at some point in their life and thought to…
Hezbollah Lego League Under Fire
This is Darby Billington reporting from Hezbollah’s 3rd Annual Lego League Championship here in Beirut. And let me…
Breaking News: Construction at Tiger Inn Leads to Discovery of Beer Field Brewing Beneath the Street
During "State Night," large quantities of beer were incorporated into the surface soil. Over the course of time,…
Failed New Years’ Resolutions from Figures in Popular Culture
At the beginning of the year, many people around the world resolve to do things they’ll never see…
University Denies Application for Proposed Squirrel Hunting Club
The Office of the Dean of Undergraduate Students announced yesterday that a petition to create the proposed Squirrel…
A Letter to the Financial Aid Office: My Summer Earnings
I am writing to you about the $2,400 that I was expected to earn this summer pursuant my…
Statistics You Didn’t Want To Know About This Year’s Senior Thesis Season
Yes, that's right Seniors, you are done with your thesis. So in honor of this day, TigerMag has…
Discrimination By (Lack of) Sex
Young abstainers are fleeing the ranks in increasing number, citing peers taunting them for their unusual behavior.
Shake Up Your Hook Up
The Hook Up is In! Breaking news: American college students have spoken: the “hook up” is in. Experts…
The Humanities Sequence, in Haiku
What has scads of small books, 3,000 years of world history, and operates in both verse and prose?
Montanan Speaks Out Against Shirley Tilghman
Breaking news: Almost three weeks after Princeton President Shirley Tilghman announced that Montana was the only unrepresented state…
“On the Origins of Congress by Means of Natural Selection”
A Congressman is a hardy organism able to survive sexual scandal, the laws of their fellow man, and…