Romney Chooses Barack Obama as Running Mate in Appeal to Independents, African-Americans
In a shocking turn of events, a source with intimate knowledge of the decision tells The Princeton Tiger…
Barcelona vs. Real Madrid: Your Complete UEFA Champions League Final Preview
On May 19th, FC Barcelona and Real Madrid CF will take the UEFA Champions League final, already…
Todd McShay Releases 2027 NFL Mock Draft
From the start of the NFL Draft last week until several days after its completion, sports networks, news…
An Ode to Arbor Day
In honor of Arbor Day (the last Friday in April for those of you who live under…
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Tupac’s Hologram Arrested
- Tupac’s hologram has been arrested in Los Angeles on weapons possession charges. Special effects company Digital Domain…
New Education Bill Bans Anything Bad from Happening to Children
Saying it is in “the best interests of the future leaders and innovators of this country”, the House…
Civil War Death Toll Continues to Rise
The ongoing death toll of the American Civil War continues to rise. Last week, the New York…
Indians Pitcher Fausto Carmona/Roberto Hernandez is Actually 39-Year-Old Accountant Walter Pembrook
More legal trouble surfaced Tuesday for the Cleveland Indians in the saga of the pitcher formerly known as…
Surprising Demographic Behind Putin Protests
Moscow, Russia - Last week, Vladimir Putin was elected president of Russia for the 3rd time. The world’s…
Law & Order: SUV Not Renewed for Third Season Due to Lack of Puns
NBC has announced that it will not renew its cop-automobile-drama Law and Order: SUV for a third season.…
Texas A&M Spurs SEC to Join EU; Greece to Big East
The NCAA athletics conference realignment saga entered a new episode yesterday with further reshuffling. Â Just a month after…
Newt Gingrich Increases List of Things He Promises To Fix That The President Has No Control Over
Pundits and voters were abuzz last week over GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich's new economic plan, in which…
Bill Belichick: Super Bowl Loss “Part of the plan”
In a stunning press conference on Tuesday, New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick revealed that his team’s Super…
NBA Lockout Ends as David Stern Finds Key
Basketball fans everywhere this week are rejoicing, as news emerged last week that the NBA Lockout had come…