Secretary of State Hilary Clinton issued an official notice of thanks to embattled Libyan president Muammar Gaddafi today as part of a landmark new package called the Old World Doctrine. Mrs. Clinton extended the appreciation to the dictator for reminding…
REYKJAVIK – Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter Björk, whose sound has been described as “unique,” “sound,” and “like the frightened cries of a partially sedated, dying penguin,” today discovered words while working in her private studio. This breakthrough represents the first use of…
Dream Layer 1: A Cold, Snowy Mountain Only Accessible by Skis (AKA The North Pole) Santa: Woah, I need to get going! I still have a ton of presents to deliver. Dom Cobb: Relax, there’s plenty of time. Santa: What’s…
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