Jim Valcourt
Flowchart For Asking A Girl Out
This is based on an actual flowchart made by an actual Tiger staffer as a guide to asking…
Paul Muldoon Critiques Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok”
The Princeton Tiger presents another edition of "Discussions in Contemporary Poetry," a series in which we ask important…
The Journal of William Gates, the Internet Explorer
In 1804, President Thomas Jefferson charged Meriwether Lewis and William Gates with exploring and mapping the territory acquired…
Why “Step Up 3D” Is A Threat To America
When I first saw the original Step Up, I felt strangely unnerved. Perhaps I was afraid that the…
Ask Tiger: Why Can’t I Find A Summer Fling?
Q: Dear Tiger, It’s most of the way through the summer, and I haven’t yet had a fling…
The Birth of Keystone Lite
In the beginning, God created beer. It mostly went downhill from there. Soon after He created beer, God…
Where Did The Wu/Wilcox Mugs Go?
The Wu/Wilcox dining halls reportedly started off the year with 1300 mugs and now have only 64 remaining. …
Toyota Recalls CERN Due To Particle Accelerator Malfunction
The Toyota Motor Company today announced it is expanding its recall of products with faulty accelerators to include…
How Lady Gaga Convinced Beyonce To Do The ‘Telephone’ Music Video
Lady Gaga: Hey, Beyonce. Beyonce: Are you Lady Gaga or a talking pile of bubble wrap? It is…
Princeton Volunteers Dispense Hot Breakfasts to Deprived Harvard Students
The Harvard administration eliminated hot breakfasts for Harvard students due to budget cuts, and the situation was desperate.…
Scientists Isolate Antipope; Mysteries of Pope Asymmetry Remain
CERN, FRANCE – An international team of researchers today announced the first-ever isolation of a sample of antipope,…
Designing the New Apple Tablet Computer
Apple's new iPad tablet computer has been the subject of much hype, but do you know the real…
NPR Presents: Conversations in Shipping, Part VI
Last week, NPR’s Chief Shipping Correspondent Gerald Hopkins met with representatives from UPS and FedEx as part of…
Study Shows Drinking Improves Foreign Language Skills; Test Takers Accused of “Doping”
A recent groundbreaking study by Tiger Magazine's psychological research team shows that there is a significant link between…
Obama Wins Peace Prize
The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Barack Obama for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international…