James Clark
5 Articles
Breaking News: Obama Attempts To Cover Up the Fact That He’s Transparent
In a shocking story from the White House, it appears that President Obama has been hiding a secret…
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Real Headline Or Onion Headline? A Quiz
1. “Former President of MADD Arrested On DUI Charge” 2. “Is That A Chainsaw In Your Pants, Or…
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Breaking News: Obama Abdicates To Bill Clinton
In a jaw-dropping turn of events at yesterday’s State of the Union Address, President Barack Obama announced that…
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Resumé Submitted To Tigermag
Dear Sir or Madam: I am interested in becoming a writer for Tiger Magazine. As such, I would…
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Breaking News: Majority Of Americans To Be Relocated To ‘Reeducation’ Camps
President Obama announced this morning that, in the wake of the midterm elections, a staggering number of Americans—well…
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