Myra Gupta
Student Returns from Study Abroad “Profoundly Changed”
Eliza Brown ’12 has returned from her fall semester studying abroad in London an “entirely different person.” While…
Top Ten Most Painfully Hipster Songs of 2010
We are all guilty of it. Of liking something just because nobody else knows what it is, of…
TSA Screening Procedure Rubs Some the Right Way
Newark, New Jersey– Faced with the choice between invasive, virtual “strip searches” and an aggressive “pat-down” procedure often…
Council for the Preservation of A Cappella Declares Crisis
Last week, the heads of several prominent a cappella groups convened for the inaugural meeting of CPAC. Though…
Do’s and Don’ts of Video Conferences
Whether you’re Skyping a coworker, interviewing via video chat, or spending your so-called vacation in the Bahamas dealing…
Vocation Location: The Story of My Meteoric Rise as a Criminal Gun Caddie
This is a story all about how my life got turned upside-down. Except, seriously, a dealer once turned…
Confederate Civil War Reenactors Find Out South Lost War, Lose Will to Live
In a stunning display of political remonstration, several dozen men proclaiming to be soldiers of the Confederate States…
The Most Honest Cosmo Quiz You’ll Ever Take: Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard?
Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard? Cosmo Tells It Like It Is! 1) You know he’ll be at…
USG Eating Clubs Task Force Recommends Replacing “Bo Po” with “Bro Po”
In a recent study of issues surrounding the university’s eating clubs, a Task Force headed by members of…
Archeological Dig in Firestone Library Turns up New Human Ancestor
Late last night, archaeologists working overtime in the recently discovered fifth basement of Firestone Library uncovered the preserved…
Edward Cullen’s Letter to Santa
In the spirit of Christmas (and a bunch of other holidays we could mention to be politically correct,…
So You Think You Can Science?
Welcome to the recap show of So You Think You Can Science! I’m Bill Nye -- yes, the…