Dongwoo Chung

5 Articles

God Checks Into Rehab For Gambling Addiction

Elysium, SPIRIT WORLD—Professional personal deity God has checked Himself into a rehabilitation centre in the Elysian Fields, citing…

You Maniacs! You’ve Made Everything Self-Aware!

We should kill pretty much all lab animals. PETA, hold your horses (literally—we know you keep vicious attack…

Google Completely Stumped for 2011 April Fool’s

With only two months to go to April Fool's Day, Google engineers and executives have begun to worry…

Forget 3D—What’s Next?

When Harry Potter abandons 3D only because of release dates, you know 3D's becoming seriously pedestrian. But look,…

Point A Sues Point B

Point A has officially filed a suit to indefinitely halt a mass exodus to Point B. The suit…