Dennard Dayle
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Rejected Fire Alarm Procedure
1. Attempt to sleep through screeching alarm. 2. Awaken all roommates and one-night stands. 3. Hastily grab mismatched…
TV of the Future
Dull Housewife This Hallmark program will track the life and times of the rapidly aging Mrs. Fieldman, as…
How To Start Your Own Doomsday Panic
Pattern recognition is mankind’s third greatest weakness, just behind bullets and YouTube videos of sneezing baby pandas. In…
The Answer
Human civilization is on the brink of collapse. Consider the innumerable problems of the modern world: War. Famine.…