How To Be Sex Positive
Throwing an event? Put out a condom bowl, or put condoms in gift bags! Put condoms in the…
The Insider’s Guide To College A Cappella
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Oh, The Things I Would Do To Rashida Jones, Star of NBC’s Parks and Recreation
Fry her up some of my famous huevos rancheros. Urge her to take enrichment classes at her local…
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If you want something crazy in your pierogi, not only will we make it, we'll put it right…
Thank You For Coming To My Relapse Party
Everyone! Welcome! Please, scooch in close; I'm a little weak these days, and it's hard for me to…
Ways My Beard Makes Me Seem Thoughtful and Worldly
People don't question me when I tell them that I'm married to the sea.
PrincetonFML: Class of 1879
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Brainstorming The Upcoming Sherlock Holmes Movie
We were thinking that afterward Holmes could have a bad case of the munchies and see Watson as…
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Man, everything is just awesome when you are the government.
One Hundred Lies About Barack Obama
#55: While a state legislator, Barack Obama spearheaded a short-lived effort to make the Illinois state bird The…
Is It Sex?
In today's world of sexual promiscuity, it can be hard for young people to stay chaste until marriage.…