Not having any luck on Tinder, Grindr, or OKCupid? Sick of meeting people over Craigslist and repeatedly getting kidnapped? Bored of everyone you meet on Christian Mingle turning out to be a depraved serial killer? If things aren’t working out for you…
How to find your true love Find a romantic location, maybe a coffee shop, a bookstore, or a scenic overlook. Let other males know you have claimed the romantic location as your territory by croaking loudly. Croaking loudly will also…
Dear Steve, I’ve been on a couple dates with this girl and I feel like she might want to go a little further than kissing and cuddling. The only problem is, I’m a little nervous about my sexual capability. What if she’s not impressed…
Your tentacles The way you say “library” How much you like kale The suction cup marks on my lower back How you were embarrassed to introduce me to your parents The fact that your parents want me to convert to Greek Orthodox…
Ladies, are you tired of being alone? Men, are you tired of looking in the mirror and seeing a sissy boy when you know you could be a manly man who spends his afternoons lip deep in woman face? Well worry…