Princeton’s Secrets Revealed
You may have been on campus for two, three, even four years by this point, but that doesn’t…
Student Becomes First to Ever Read Traffic Alert Email, Discovers Warren of Madness
Gabriella Garcia Vargas ’17 recently became the first person to read the entirety of a University “Traffic Alert”…
Grade Deflation Committee Finds Students’ Grades Still Too High, Recommends 10% A’s
The faculty committee created by University President Chris Eisgruber to assess the University’s grading policy released its findings…
Furious Tilghman Unleashes Full Brunt of Weather Machine
Princeton University President Shirley Tilghman, angered for unexplained reasons, has been using her personal weather machine to wreak…
Intrepid Student Voyages Into Wild Unknown Beyond Charter
Last Saturday night, Brandon Wilson ’16 took a giant leap into Princeton University lore as he walked east…