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A Note About Selfies from Hillary Clinton
Hello, citizens of Trump’s America. It is I, Hillary Clinton, the person you wish you had elected president.…
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So, it’s been more than a month since the day the middle of America emerged from their underground…
A Mad Libs College Essay
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Something magical happens when you sashay through Fitz-Randolph gate and enter the suburban paradise that is Princeton’s campus.…
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Three women share the rom-com worthy details of how they met their significant others. CYNTHIA Mark and I…