Body Positivity Never Saw My Hideous Toes Coming
As a woman, I always felt like I was somehow short of the depictions of women that permeate…
Five Household Appliances with a Surprising Feminist History
Have you ever wondered what parts of your everyday life might have played a secret role in the…
Porn Searches I Have Made in an Effort to be a Good Feminist
Sexy CEO of a Fortune 500 company Threesome that passes the Bechdel test Empowered in the butt…
To Maintain a Diverse Student Body, The Office of Admission Will Remove the Checkbox Penalizing Applicants Who Have Never Seen The White Stripes in Concert
Members of the Princeton community, In recent years, a particular question on Princeton’s online application form has…
You Have No Idea How Hydrated I Am
The average adult male needs to consume 2.5 liters of water per day to stay properly hydrated. I…
These 8 Incoming College Freshmen Were Accepted by All 8 Ivy Leagues, Collectively
Think your high school accomplishments were impressive? Think again. In the spring of 2017, eight high schools seniors…
Scandal: Princeton Eating Clubs In Trouble After Sophomore Pickups Descend into Chemical Warfare
This year’s round of eating club pickups took a turn for the early 1900s as existing members escalated…
In Recognition Of Woodrow Wilson’s Complex Legacy, U. Throws Raucous, Twelve-Day Parade In His Honor
In an effort to grapple with Woodrow Wilson’s complicated legacy and controversial presence on campus, the University today…
Opinion: A Repudiation of Donald Trump’s Muslim Ban, Completely Unrelated to the Fact That I May Have Left My Computer Charger in Iran
I firmly oppose the President’s decision to bar Muslims from the US: the executive order violates human rights,…
Aliens Are Here and They’re Completely Unbangable
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press release yesterday, NASA announced that the big day is finally here: intelligent, friendly extraterrestrial…
I’m All For Princeton Students Getting Outside The Orange Bubble As Long They Eventually Come Back To Campus To Die
By Jane Rosenthal, Head of PACE Center On a campus as small and…
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Please Stop Using My Picture in Your Sexual Assault Awareness VideosÂ
Hello, Princeton. I am Christopher Mintz-Plasse. You may recognize me from…
I’m Beginning to Think My Lab’s “Smasherator” Experiments are Unnecessarily Cruel to Lab Mice
Let me begin by saying that I’m not an animal rights activist or anything. As a Princeton student…
Dale Grant Awardee: “I Will Journey to the Orient”
On Thursday afternoon, Marcello Romano was named this year’s recipient of the Dale Fellowship. Romano has stated his…