Looking to score on the Street but not sure how to make the first move? Try one of the sizzlin’ lines below, guaranteed to get you a boo — as long as you use them within the next two to eight weeks, after which they will have no relevance in our 24 hour media cycle.
- Do your clothes want to go to the Fyre festival? Because I want to rip them off before ghosting you.
- Do you like the Jonas Brothers? Because in my bed, happiness begins.
- If you’re looking for the girl of your dreams, I just took a DNA test and I’m like 60% that bitch.
- Are you trying to buy Greenland? Because looking that good is just absurd.
- A night with me is like the Toy Story series. It will go on longer than expected, I’ll probably cry afterward, but you’ll feel young again.
- Damn, if the Amazon rainforest was this smoking hot, I would have paid more attention.
- Are we at the Straight Pride Parade right now because it feels like we should get out of here.
- Is your name Brexit? Because you keep leading me on.
- I can’t tell the difference between your eyes and a Riverdale episode. I get lost in both.
- Are you a remake of a Disney movie? Because I am hoping to get some live action.
- Do you know the difference between you and the Mueller investigation? You definitely live up to the hype.
- Tell me something boy. Are you tired trying to fill that void? Or do you need more? Is it my address you’re searching for? Because I live only a few blocks away.
- My privacy is like Area 51. You can invade it anytime.
- Hey, my name is Alex Morgan.
WB ’20
