Ladies, let’s get real for a minute. Sometimes men are just way too complicated, too gross, too, well, manly! The solution to this problem might be closer than you think. After getting sick and tired of looking for the perfect guy, these two BFFs from San Francisco figured out the ultimate relationship hack: they got married to each other. Wow! Looks like no one gets you better than your bestie!
Meet Dominique and Pam: these two gal pals are basically platonic soulmates. They know everything about each other from favorite songs and family drama to bra size and vagina color. Friends are everything, and these best girlfriends really took it to the next level by choosing to abandon the endless search for Mr. Right and to just marry each other. Friendship is so beautiful!
“I’ve actually never been attracted to men in a serious way,” Pam told us in a recent interview. “I’ve been out since high school and have never had a boyfriend or anything. I don’t have anything against guys, I’m just a lesbian. I have absolutely no desire at all to be involved with men sexually or romantically.”
Ugh, tell me about it, sister! Aren’t we all
ready to swear off men for a while? You know your bestie is prime wife material, so you better snatch her up before some man gets his hands on her, just like Dominique and Pam did.
On November 12, the beautiful brides stood at the altar and vowed to spend forever as completely heterosexual friends who live together, have joint bank accounts, and go down on each other on a regular basis.
“We’re just gay,” responded Dominique after the ceremony. “Like, super duper gay.” Talk about best friends forever!
–KG ’19
