1. 24-Hour Night School
2. Battleschool Scholastica
3. UFO (Univ. of Flying Objects)
4. Deep Space University: Now offering 2.7 degrees!
5. The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too in Space
6. Scientology Junior Community College of Central Florida
7. Firefly College (Closed since 2003)
8. Uranus School of Proctology
9. Newton’s Third Law School
10. Space Juilliard
11. NYU Tisch School of TesserActing
12. 2001: A Honda Odyssey, School of Hyperdriving
13. The School of Hard Equinox
14. Mt. Black Holeyoke
15. Van Wilder Presents Big Bang U: The Apogee Of Taj
16. Anakin Skywalker School of “Acting”
17. ITT Technical Institute (Intergalactic Technological Technology Technical Institute)
18. Mooniversity: Moon School
19. Police Academy IX: Space Police
20. Miami University of Ohio of Mars
21. The Boys Go To Jupiter to Get More Stupiter Academy
22. Yoda The Advanced Jedi Studies University of
23. Space Western Reserve University
24. University of Wisconsin- Neptune (Satellite Campus)
25. Space Brandeis
— RG ’19, Staff
