It’s that time of the year again. Final exams are upon us and with finals come Honor Code violations. There’s always a lot of question about policies and we here at the Honor Code Committee have the answers. Remember, these tips are not so much suggestions as they are laws that should govern the hearts of all men. We hope this clears things up!
- The code requires not only that we refrain from cheating but also that we report suspected violations. Make sure that you look out for violations sneakily so that nobody suspects you of cheating. Try dropping your pencil near anyone who looks suspicious and throw a quick glance at their paper as you pick it up. Sure, the proctor could do this more effectively, but he’s busy sitting outside rereading the Honor Code and checking it for loopholes. (In case you were wondering, there aren’t any.)
- Try not to sit near people with whom you have studied. Due to all the time you spent together, your brain waves will be working at the same frequency, and answers can be transmitted in this way. It’s science, people. Also, you may have developed similar answers to questions. Some people might call it the right answer; we here at the Honor Code Committee call it cheating.
- Double check exam policies with the professor so that you know what materials are permitted in the test room. Do yourself a favor and leave your books in your dorm. To be safe, we recommend buying a private island and storing them there over finals period. For students on a budget, just burn your notes in the trashcan outside the test room. Offer up a prayer to the Honor Code and you’re ready to ace that final!
- The pledge must be written in full and signed by the student. A common error is to sign the pledge in pen. This does not exhibit proper allegiance to the Honor Code and immediately raises suspicion. Instead, bring a pin, stab your finger, and sign the pledge in blood. Then you can turn in your test and rest easy without the fear of a one year suspension hanging over your head.
- Did we mention that one year is the minimum?
Happy Finals!
This article represents our own work in accordance with University regulations.
Signed: The Honor Code Committee
– AMD ’18
