10 Jobs Mall Santas Have the Rest of the Year

1. Wilford Brimley impersonator
2. Contestant on The Biggest Loser
3. Unemployed, along with 9.3% of the rest of the population
4. Used car dealer
5. Pimping out ho ho ho’s
6. Janitor at MIT who solves graduate-level math problems on random blackboards
7. Walmart greeter
8. Rabbi
9. UPS delivery guy
10. Bouncer

– MES ’14