This is based on an actual flowchart made by an actual Tiger staffer as a guide to asking out an actual girl. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. I cannot stress enough how real, sad, and hilarious the original is, but, unfortunately, it has since been lost to the sands of time. Which is probably a good thing for all involved.
-JRV ’12 from a draft by Great Tiger Spirit Emeritus SL ’10
