Fucking WhitmanWire
WhitmanWire has brought to my attention the fact that there are a lot of arts and crafts going on at Princeton. Where the fuck are you people finding the time to do arts and crafts? Seriously. If you have time…
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Whitman Secedes!
Today, Whitman College announced its secession from the Federal Union in two separate letters to Congress and Shirley Tilghman. This follows the implementation of ‘College Night’, an exclusive system where only students from Whitman may dine in the Whitman dining…
Rupert Murdoch Mistakenly Buys Whitman College on Ebay
PRINCETON, NJ — Whitman College was recently listed for sale on Ebay, where Amero-Australinian tycoon Rupert Murdoch snatched it up using the ‘Buy It Now’ option. Murdoch allegedly gained control of the college after high-level negotiations between his wife and…