Posts Tagged ‘snow white’

The Story of Snow White ’09

… Continued from Tiger’s January 2007 issue In the aftermath of Snow White ’09′s encounter with the (infinitely lethal) Paper of Infinite Cuts, the evil queen returned to her room to brood in her newly acquired hundred square feet of floor space. By all accounts, Snow White ’09...
February 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

The Story of Snow White `09

…Continued from Tiger’s November 2006 issue After the failure of her plan to dispose of Snow White `09 with an enchanted halogen lamp, Snow White `09′s evil step-roommate slipped into a brooding depression. Like every evil queen who lands in the Ivy League, she had been coddled and...
January 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

The Story of Snow White ’09

…Continued from Tiger’s September 2006 issue The appointed day arrived for Snow White ’09 to return to her suite in the Kingdom of Wilson. While the evil queen looked on with a (classic) evil smirk, Snow White ’09 strolled into the room nonchalantly and introduced herself to her...
November 15th, 2006 | Princeton | Read More

The Story of Snow White `09

Once upon a time, in the nearby Kingdom of Wilson, there was a happy and carefree girl named Snow White `09, who was as beautiful as could be. She had hair the color of night, lips as red as a luscious pepperoni, and skin as white as Robertson Hall. (These characterizations are a product of the male-centric...
September 15th, 2006 | Princeton | Read More