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Life, News, Princeton

Freshman Excited to Live in Same Room Where Renowned Physicist Did Some of His Most Notable Masturbating

Listening gleefully to the Sunday morning carillon bells at the Graduate College, first year physics student Marc Flauverat moved his belongings into the dorm room where Nobel Prize-winning physicist Clinton Davisson did some of his most notable masturbating. “Davisson is…

Dan Caprera
November 16, 2015

Bullets, Princeton

10 Places the University Could’ve Put the Extra Freshmen

As many of our readers may know, Princeton University over-enrolled in the freshman class and is scrambling to find places to put all of the extra students. Ever concerned with the welfare of the university, we here at the Tiger have put our heads together and come up with some suggestions for effective ways to deal with the problem.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
July 12, 2012