Posts Tagged ‘defense’

A Letter to the Defense

From the desk of Offense… Defense, Where do you get off? Special teams told me what you said about me. I’m a showoff? Is that so? Where do you get the nerve? I’m busy winning games over here. You think you’re so great because of that interception in the third quarter? That’s fine. Go...

November 22nd, 2011 | Sports | Read More

Colonial’s Defense Letter

Dear Tiger, I can only assume that you are going to mock Colonial’s recent “moloid reclam ation” and must preemptively express my distaste for your methods. This flagrant attempt by the mole people to steal Colonial from its rightful owners is appalling; we rightfully purchased the...