Posts Tagged ‘dean’

Dean Jueds Has an Amazing Signature

Dear Dean Jueds, I recently had the pleasure of receiving a letter from you with regards to my Dean’s Warning for violation of the University’s copyright policy. Your letter was, of course, very professional and to the point. In addition, the high quality of paper and crisp, clean Princeton University...
August 28th, 2011 | Princeton | Read More

University Denies Application for Proposed Squirrel Hunting Club

The Office of the Dean of Undergraduate Students announced yesterday that a petition to create the proposed Squirrel Hunting Club had been denied. The review, which lasted longer than two hours (but “felt like five,” according to insider sources), was allegedly “considerate,” and “gave...
October 11th, 2010 | Princeton | Read More

Harry Potter’s Acceptance Letter

Wotcher! We are pleased to offer you admission to Princeton University’s class of 2011. As we detail a few of the most significant University policies, we ask that you please refrain from allowing any of these formalities from diminishing your unbridled, and frankly, a little over-enthusiastic,...
February 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More