Posts Tagged ‘beyonce’
How Lady Gaga Convinced Beyonce To Do The ‘Telephone’ Music Video
Lady Gaga: Hey, Beyonce.
Beyonce: Are you Lady Gaga or a talking pile of bubble wrap? It is difficult to tell these days.
Lady Gaga: Gaga. So I have this idea. For a video. It’s pretty weird.
Beyonce: Like, normal weird or you weird?
Lady Gaga: Me weird.
Beyonce: The rational part of my...
March 23rd, 2010 | How-To | Read More
Kanye West Hired by United Nations as Official Speech Timekeeper
Recently, after Libyan leader Muammar al-Gaddafi effectively turned his 15-minute speech at the latest United Nations conference into an hour-and-thirty-six-minute observational comedy stand-up routine, the United Nations has decided that circumlocution will no longer be tolerated. According to Ban...
October 15th, 2009 | Politics | Read More

