Posts Tagged ‘beyonce’

How Lady Gaga Convinced Beyonce To Do The ‘Telephone’ Music Video

Lady Gaga: Hey, Beyonce. Beyonce: Are you Lady Gaga or a talking pile of bubble wrap?  It is difficult to tell these days. Lady Gaga: Gaga.  So I have this idea.  For a video.  It’s pretty weird. Beyonce: Like, normal weird or you weird? Lady Gaga: Me weird. Beyonce: The rational part of my...
March 23rd, 2010 | How-To | Read More

Kanye West Hired by United Nations as Official Speech Timekeeper

Recently, after Libyan leader Muammar al-Gaddafi effectively turned his 15-minute speech at the latest United Nations conference into an hour-and-thirty-six-minute observational comedy stand-up routine, the United Nations has decided that circumlocution will no longer be tolerated. According to Ban...
October 15th, 2009 | Politics | Read More