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Advice, Entertainment, Letters, Life, Valentine's Day 2016

Making My Dream Come True: A Letter from the Fan Who Married Harry Styles

Dear fans everywhere, Ever since I first heard His glorious voice and saw his luscious locks, I knew that one day I would marry that godlike man, Harry Styles. Now I know many of you dream of marrying your celebrity crush, whether…

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March 7, 2016

Life, Princeton

Princeton Orgy Club Application

Thank you for expressing your interest in Orgy Club. Founded in the fall of 2013, we are the first student-run organization on Princeton’s campus completely dedicated to organizing depraved sex parties with multiple partners. Due to unprecedented popularity, starting this year, membership will be by application only.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
October 19, 2015