Björk Discovers Words
REYKJAVIK – Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter Björk, whose sound has been described as “unique,” “sound,” and “like the frightened cries of a partially sedated, dying penguin,” today discovered words while working in her private studio….
Oh, The Things I Would Do To Rashida Jones, Star of NBC’s Parks and Recreation
Fry her up some of my famous huevos rancheros. Urge her to take enrichment classes at her local community college. Build a gazebo for her back yard. That’s right, an entire gazebo. Pay…
Top Ten Most Painfully Hipster Songs of 2010
We are all guilty of it. Of liking something just because nobody else knows what it is, of not really enjoying a song but saying we do because it sounds cool to do…
The Greatest Movies Never Made
Harry & Kumar Go to White Castle After smoking some gillyweed, Harry Potter and Kumar Patel get the munchies for some delicious White Castle burgers. Will they apparate to White Castle or will…
Inceptioning Santa
Dream Layer 1: A Cold, Snowy Mountain Only Accessible by Skis (AKA The North Pole) Santa: Woah, I need to get going! I still have a ton of presents to deliver. Dom Cobb:…
LeBron Abandons Pretense, Gets ‘Fuck You Ohio’ Tattoo
The sentiment out of Miami today was surprise, as Lebron James just went ahead and did it during a press conference, finally revealing the “Fuck You Ohio” tattoo on his chest that we…
Pokémon or Foreign-Language Curse Word? A Quiz
1. Kabuto 2. Kariola 3. Phione 4. Oipho 5. Pedicator 6. Faen 7. Zubat 8. Lainar 9. Marowak 10. Bidoof 11. Pinsir 12. Spinda 13. Chinchin 14. Kantot 15. Chatot 16. Itshay 17….
Why Living in an Action Movie Would Suck
Car chases. Beautiful love interests. Exotic locations, intense fight scenes, and snappy one-liners. No matter how you look at it, pretty much any action movie is about a thousand times more bitchin’ than…
NFL “Sickened” By Harrison Tackle; Considers Execution
NEW YORK — Last Sunday, Pittsburgh outside linebacker James Harrison viciously tackled two members of the Cleveland Browns, causing them to fall to the ground and preventing them from completing the play they…
Forget 3D—What’s Next?
When Harry Potter abandons 3D only because of release dates, you know 3D’s becoming seriously pedestrian. But look, more shiny things on the horizon!
