Breaking News – TigerMag Uncovers Network Of Presidential Blogs

With well-known celebrities, politicians, and activists utilizing social media to communicate with their fans and supporters, it was only a matter of time before University officials similarly adopted such measures.  As TigerMag’s newly-formed…

Rebecca Black Releases First Movement of Epic, 7-Part “The Days” Suite

The three Bs of the Western musical canon- Bach, Beethoven, and Bieber- have been joined by a fourth: Rebecca Black.

Dogg Barks up March Madness

Snoop Dogg March Madness NCAA hoes

Real Headline Or Onion Headline? A Quiz

1. “Former President of MADD Arrested On DUI Charge” 2. “Is That A Chainsaw In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy…?” 3. “Man Who Temporarily Disables Facebook Account Deems Self ‘Off The…

Celebrity News Hour

David: I can’t do another episode of this. Alex: Find a way to cheer up, like me! I’ve got a bottle full of Xanax waiting for me at home. David: I’ve got a…

Björk Discovers Words

REYKJAVIK – Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter Björk, whose sound has been described as “unique,” “sound,” and “like the frightened cries of a partially sedated, dying penguin,” today discovered words while working in her private studio….

Oh, The Things I Would Do To Rashida Jones, Star of NBC’s Parks and Recreation

Fry her up some of my famous huevos rancheros. Urge her to take enrichment classes at her local community college. Build a gazebo for her back yard. That’s right, an entire gazebo. Pay…

Top Ten Most Painfully Hipster Songs of 2010

We are all guilty of it. Of liking something just because nobody else knows what it is, of not really enjoying a song but saying we do because it sounds cool to do…

The Greatest Movies Never Made

Harry & Kumar Go to White Castle After smoking some gillyweed, Harry Potter and Kumar Patel get the munchies for some delicious White Castle burgers. Will they apparate to White Castle or will…

Inceptioning Santa

Dream Layer 1: A Cold, Snowy Mountain Only Accessible by Skis (AKA The North Pole) Santa: Woah, I need to get going! I still have a ton of presents to deliver. Dom Cobb:…

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