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What Is Best In Life?

 Bill Murray riding Bruce Willis down a sand dune on Mars bro carrying a handful of police badges drenched in Ovaltine in his right hand and in his left carrying the American flag…

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?, As Told by Famous Comedians

  Jerry Seinfeld What’s the deal with chickens crossing roads? I’ve never seen a chicken cross a road, have you? Is this some big chicken conspiracy? Is there even another side to this…

Law & Order: SUV Not Renewed for Third Season Due to Lack of Puns

NBC has announced that it will not renew its cop-automobile-drama Law and Order: SUV for a third season. “We simply ran out of creative juices. Frankly, we ran out of SUV models. The…

Texas A&M Spurs SEC to Join EU; Greece to Big East

The NCAA athletics conference realignment saga entered a new episode yesterday with further reshuffling.  Just a month after Texas A&M finally confirmed the rumors that it would leave the Big 12 for the…

International Pictionary: Nauru Widens the Gap

  As the international battle for Pictionary immortalization rages on, Tiger Magazine is here to bring you the inside scoop on who’s ahead and who’s drawing dead. In the lead: #1 – The…

Bill Belichick: Super Bowl Loss “Part of the plan”

In a stunning press conference on Tuesday, New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick revealed that his team’s Super Bowl loss was all part of a larger scheme. “I don’t know how you guys…

5 Things that Piss Me Off in Skyrim

Like most of the American, male, 14-24 year old population, for the past two months I’ve been playing a shit ton of Skyrim. Skyrim, in case you didn’t know/enjoy extraneous explanations, is a…

Dean’s Date

The Great Paper Race On Tuesday, January 17, four writers were given a seemingly impossible task: write a paper on a topic they knew nothing about in 45 minutes or less.  This is…

Another Tebow Miracle Brings Hope

DENVER- The cheers from fans as Tim Tebow’s 80-yard strike to Demaryius Thomas put the Broncos past the Steelers extended well beyond the confines of Mile High Stadium Sunday night, with people worldwide…

A Brief Commentary on the Lyrics of Kanye West’s Verses in E.T. by Katy Perry

I got a dirty mind/ I got filthy ways/ I’m tryna bathe my ape in your Milky Way Kanye starts off strong here. He establishes off the bat that, despite Katy Perry’s best…

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