Things That Are President Obama’s Fault

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Recently, a number of public figures blamed the outbreak of Ebola in West Africa on President Obama. Here’s a list of other things Obama is responsible for:

1. Hong Kong protestors

2. Your parent’s divorce

3. That girl in your hall who won’t text you back

4. Chernobyl

5. Nickelback

6. The rise of communism

7. The fall of communism

8. The 2008 collapse of the economy

9. The Kardashians

10. Cultural appropriation

11. The death of your dog

12. Global Warming

13. “Swag” becoming a thing

14. “Fetch” not becoming a thing

15. Joe Biden

-AG ’18

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