WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

For too long the DAILY PRINCETONIAN has LIED to HARD-WORKING AMERICANS of this University, taking orders directly from the corporate clowns of HARVARD UNIVERSITY and promoting a CRIMSON AGENDA.

The Prince will bend to the whims of anyone! DAILY PRINCETONIAN is just an anagram of INORDINATE PLIANCY. PLIABLE is also a quality you want in toilet paper, which is exactly what you need when dealing with a #2

… LIKE HARVARD.

Most Prince articles are just conduits for UNIVERSITY SPOKESMAN MARTIN MBUGUA, but that name is itself a lie! The M is silent, a reference to the ENFORCED SILENCE of the Media under the CRIMSON AGENDA.

IGNORING THE SILENCE – University Spokesman Artin Bugua anagrams to VERITAS, A BEAMING SPUTNIK RUNS YOU.

VERITAS is the motto of HARVARD.

Sputnik was a Soviet satellite, and the color most associated with the Soviet Union was red… which is similar to CRIMSON.

VERITAS means “truth,” so ARTIN BUGUA is telling us the TRUTH: “A BEAMING (smiling) CRIMSON (Harvard) RUNS YOU”

CONVENIENT TIMING – THE DP was founded in 1876. In Cambridge, Massachusetts in THE SAME YEAR, a group of VILLAINOUS CRIMSONITES banded together to form the GREAT SCOURGE, the ORIGIN OF EVIL known as the HARVARD LAMPOON, claiming the title of the 2nd oldest college humor publication and later lending its name to a SERIES OF MEDIOCRE MOVIES.

What better way for a group of TALENTLESS, HUMORLESS HACKS to make a name for themselves than to INFILTRATE ANOTHER SCHOOL and establish a FAKE NEWSPAPER?

LAMPOON means to publicly criticize using ridicule and irony. NEWSPAPERS are public, and the seriousness of the Prince’s tone surely makes its content IRONICALLY RIDICULOUS.

AND WHY DIDN’T THEY REPORT ON SYRIA??

– TDM ’14. Illustrated by PV ’15 & JCA ’16.

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