Quote: “Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.”
Translation: Spontaneous “I love you” texts really go a long way.
Quote: “You have witchcraft in your lips.”
Translation: Your lipgloss be poppin’.
Quote: “Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?”
Translation: If you’re on the uglier side, maybe try to walk backwards.
Quote: “Speak low if you speak love.”
Translation: The best place to do it is in Firestone.
Quote: “I humbly do beseech of your pardon for too much loving you.”
Translation: I’m sorry I liked all the photos of you and all the posts on your timeline once you finally friended me on Facebook.
Quote: “The sight of lovers feedeth those in love.”
Translation: There’s nothing like a double date to revive a crumbling relationship. That and porn.
Quote: “Love is blind, and lovers cannot see the pretty follies that themselves commit.”
Translation: Use protection.
Quote: “Oh, how this spring of love resembleth, The uncertain glory of an April day, Which now shows all beauty of the Sun, And by and by a cloud takes all away.”
Translation: Relationships formed during Preview Weekend never last.
Quote: “The course of true love never did run smooth.”
Translation: Cupid’s a bitch.
Quote: “If music be the food of love, play on.”
Translation: If Mozart turns her on, you play that piano in Frist!
– AD ’16