How To Identify a Means of Egress

3. Egress: If neither observation nor identification of a means of egress has been successful, please follow the following protocol.

a. You must now seek egress by any means necessary. Use the information gained about alternate means of egress from step 2 to your advantage.

b. Once an alternate means of egress has been located, dress in thick clothing and complete a set of dynamic stretches.

c. While covering your face with your arms, take several steps back from said alternate means of egress.

d. Sprint towards the alternate means of egress and use the full force of your body to egress from your residential quarters.

 

If a means of egress you cannot see, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO O.I.E!

 

BACK TO STEP 1      BACK TO STEP 2

 

-MG ’16. Illustrated by MWG ’15.

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