ITEM REASON FOR FAILURE
Dunce Caps caused death at fraternity ‘head-jousting’ tournament
Cereal out-competed by Frosted Flakes
Dildos bright orange is a difficult color to hide
Skateboards 50% of Forbes students hospitalized
Vodka too popular, couldn’t handle demand
Toilet Paper caused an inaccurate representation of school colors upon use
Squirrel Traps ecological collapse
Carrots out-competed by carrots
Permanent Markers 90% of students needed surgery to mask penises on their face
Puffer Fish actually the worst idea ever
My Little Pony Plushies 70 deaths on opening day stampede
Pogo Sticks other 50% of Forbes students hospitalized
Harmonicas murders around Dean’s Date
Pin-ups Woodrow Wilson in a bikini deemed heart health hazard
-KS ’15