10 Jobs Mall Santas Have the Rest of the Year

  1. Wilford Brimley impersonator
  2. Contestant on The Biggest Loser
  3. Unemployed, along with 9.3% of the rest of the population
  4. Used car dealer
  5. Pimping out ho ho ho’s
  6. Janitor at MIT who solves graduate-level math problems on random blackboards
  7. Walmart greeter
  8. Rabbi
  9. UPS delivery guy
  10. Bouncer

– MES ’14

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