10 Jobs Mall Santas Have the Rest of the Year

  1. Wilford Brimley impersonator
  2. Contestant on The Biggest Loser
  3. Unemployed, along with 9.3% of the rest of the population
  4. Used car dealer
  5. Pimping out ho ho ho’s
  6. Janitor at MIT who solves graduate-level math problems on random blackboards
  7. Walmart greeter
  8. Rabbi
  9. UPS delivery guy
  10. Bouncer

- MES ’14

The Princeton Tiger © 2014 All Rights Reserved

Mildly literate comedy since 1882

Designed by WPSHOWER

Powered by WordPress